I’m very graceful

I slipped on the ice yesterday, fell and sprained my elbow. The left one, of course. In case you don’t know, I have fallen and broken my left arm twice before. So this makes two and a half? The bone isn’t broken, just the ligaments. I actually fell mostly on my right side because I’m bruised all over there. I have no idea how my left elbow got involved. Just to make it more ridiculous I guess.