{"id":43,"date":"2007-02-18T21:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-19T05:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/?p=43"},"modified":"2007-11-14T20:22:26","modified_gmt":"2007-11-15T04:22:26","slug":"im-very-graceful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/18\/im-very-graceful\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m very graceful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I slipped on the ice yesterday, fell and sprained my elbow.  The left one, of course.  In case you don&#8217;t know, I have fallen and broken my left arm twice before.  So this makes two and a half?  The bone isn&#8217;t broken, just the ligaments.  I actually fell mostly on my right side because I&#8217;m bruised all over there.  I have no idea how my left elbow got involved.  Just to make it more ridiculous I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I slipped on the ice yesterday, fell and sprained my elbow. The left one, of course. In case you don&#8217;t know, I have fallen and broken my left arm twice before. So this makes two and a half? The bone isn&#8217;t broken, just the ligaments. I actually fell mostly on my right side because I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kribit.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}