gross

Driving home from a friend’s place in Willow Grove this morning, I ran into some traffic on North Broad. There were 2 cars stopped in front of me, while the other lane kept moving fine. The car directly in front of me managed to change lanes and go around and I was able to see what the holdup was. Some bum was stumbling around the middle of the street in front of this car. That car was finally able to get around and now the bum was directly in front of me. I still couldn’t move around so we got to watch as the bum’s bare ass suddenly came into view. Jocelyne yelled out “Oh my God, that bum is going to shit.” Sure enough, the bum popped a squat in the middle of the street, right in front of my car. Turns out it was a woman, and she only pissed. She finally pulled her pants back up, and stumbled around some more in front of me, before going enough towards the middle of the street that I could get past her. Michael insists that she was strutting around now looking all smug at what she just did. I can’t believe I saw this happen.